so, this morning the woman read our review.
after she read it she let out this big sigh of relief.
what? she liked it?
- wait - a - minute -
okay we admit when we wrote it last night
we were slap-stick tired & being silly non serious.
yet, we did not think she would find it funny?
but she did. she liked it.
well, today we put our thinking caps
- backwards & tilted sideways -
on & we are doing a rewrite! this time we are serious
because the beans are not supposed to enjoy their reviews,
ssh, here we go...
overall Paws: 2.5
Paw (1) , rating- 3.5:
More frequent and thought out postings which include various fun & fabulous photos of us 4 cats; although this does include the high voltage flashy thing in our faces over & over causing us complete dizziness with freaky stars.
Paw (1) , rating- 3.5:
Has been visiting and commenting on many of our Furr friends blogs per use of her Blog time under our contract . We are happy with our daily visitors as well. She has also come around to
envying supporting our powers of self induced trance like tele-cat-communication
with our furr friends.
Paw (.5) , rating- 1.5 1/4:
Has participated in CB events, giveaways and contests on our behalf. She is getting better at letting us do sleepovers and parties eventhough we attend them within a tightly wrapped Bubble seeping from over protection mom saliva, neosporin & kitty wipes.
Paw (-1.5) , rating- swat, hiss, snort!
While this statement seems to contradict some of the above, we must proclaim she needs to better limit her blog time; it takes away from our
treats and catering time. She needs to learn to create her posts within a quicker timeframe by increasing her brain functioning speed. We do help her with this by keeping her on her toes while purposely unknowingly tripping her as she walks for this speeds up reaction time which is good for mental exercise. She posts an average of 4-5 times per week now. While this is a positive for production, for us it takes AWAY from our doting time her chores. This goes for commenting as well. Again, while it is a good attribute she must limit those visits because it causes comment ocd time away from Us. As for a review on a very personal note: she needs to feed us our stinky goodness in the morning hours that we awake NOT when she finally gets her creaky bones self outta bed. Doesn't she KNOW we wait and wait. And while we are at it, when she sees we are running our of kibble, go to the grocery, don't wait until all our crumbs are consumed and we are forced to gnawing on chair legs. lady, when our furrs smell like our litter box, guess what, it is TIME to change our litter .
our review is complete.
we give the lady 2.5 outta 4 Paws, because we
pity love her.
now, let's see if she can continue the high Paw marks while
getting her tail in gear on (-)1.5 in time for next years review.