Friday, February 18, 2011

rewind & Review; and a ReWrite.

so, this morning the woman read our review.
after she read it she let out this big sigh of relief. 
what?   she liked it?
-      wait  -  a  -  minute      -
okay we admit when we wrote it last night
we were slap-stick tired & being silly non serious.
yet,  we did not think she would find it funny?
but she did.  she liked it.
well, today we put our thinking caps
- backwards & tilted sideways -
on & we are doing a rewritethis time we are serious
 because the beans are not supposed to enjoy their reviews,

 ssh, here we go...

overall Paws: 2.5

 Paw (1) , rating- 3.5:

More frequent and thought out postings which include various fun  & fabulous photos of us 4 cats;  although this does include the high voltage flashy thing in our faces over & over causing us complete dizziness with freaky stars.

Paw (1) , rating- 3.5:

Has been visiting and commenting on many of our Furr friends blogs per use of her Blog time under our contract .  We are happy with our daily visitors as well.   She has also come around to  envying supporting our powers of  self induced  trance like tele-cat-communication
with our furr friends. 

Paw (.5) , rating- 1.5 1/4:

Has participated in CB events, giveaways and contests on our behalf.  She is getting better at letting us do sleepovers and parties eventhough we attend them within a tightly wrapped Bubble seeping from over protection mom saliva, neosporin & kitty wipes.

Paw (-1.5) , rating- swat, hiss, snort!

While this statement seems to contradict some of the above, we must proclaim she needs to better limit her blog time;  it takes away from our treats and catering  time.  She needs to learn to create her posts within a quicker timeframe by increasing her brain functioning speed.  We do help her with this by keeping her on her toes while purposely  unknowingly tripping her as she walks for this speeds up reaction time which is good for mental exercise.  She posts an average of 4-5 times per week now.  While this is a positive for production, for us it takes AWAY from our doting  time   her chores.  This goes for commenting as well.  Again, while it is a good attribute she must limit those visits because it causes comment ocd time away from Us.  As for a review on a very personal note:  she needs to feed us our stinky goodness in the morning hours that we awake NOT when she finally gets her creaky  bones  self outta bed.  Doesn't she KNOW we wait and wait.  And while we are at it,  when she sees we are running our of kibble, go to the grocery, don't wait until all our crumbs are consumed and we are forced to gnawing on chair legs. lady, when our furrs smell like our litter box, guess what, it is TIME to change our litter . 

our review is complete. 
we give the lady 2.5 outta 4 Paws, because we pity love her.
now, let's see if she can continue the high Paw marks while
getting her tail in gear on (-)1.5  in time for next years review.

 ; ]



Cheysuli and gemini said...

You are so lucky to have such a great human. Mine is, alas, hopeless.

Roy said...

I dread to see such a report on my computer one morning. I am sad to admit I don't think I would get too good a review myself.

Still and all, why can't us Beans have the same kind of review for these pussycats. After all, we do ALL the work, they have the fun.

Just sayin .....

I'm thinking of someone starting a petition going around to the effect .....

Anyone interested? I wanna be the first to sign.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

My human is also over-protective and hovering. She is lucky she is not getting a performance review - I was worried that if I examined her work too closely, I would have to fire her.

The Paw Relations said...

What a great review!

Marg said...

That review is very funny. I am sorry to be laughing but we love the final paragraph. We agree, that this darn b blogging does take away time from all of us. Great review. But also we do love your blog.

Katnip Lounge said...

A fair and well thought out reveiw. We think your Mom will be quite pleased that she did so well! We see that MANY other Mommies are really in the *ahem* doghouse!

Furkidsmom said...

What a great and honest review! We know that your Mom will read all of your well-thought out comments and improve next year. If not, just ask for extra treats!!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Anonymous said...

We enjoyed reading your review, but we think your mommy deserved higher points...we love your blog and really enjoy coming to visit. Hugs and nose kisses

Ginger Jasper said...

A very good review I think and I love your blog.. Hugs GJ xx

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hey, our Jan got the same score for the same reason. We would have liked to read the funny one.

Admiral Hestorb said...

My human didn't have to dread MY report because she FORGOT!!!!!!!!!
THAT will go into her report NEXT year!!

Ayla, Iza, and Marley said...

Well, we think yer Mom's rating was a bit harsh, but you are the best deciders of her rating. Here's hoping she does a better job in 2011!

Eric and Flynn said...

We think you did a very good well thought out report for your mum.

Fin said...

Harsh but I suppose not undeserved. I think your Mom is doing a pretty darn good job, I hope you don't have to let her go.

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Re-Writes are good...we was kinda tough on our Old Bird...