'FRIDAY, MEOW LIKE A PIRATE DAY'
Ahoy, me pirate name ye Blind Faith Barbossa.
I am ye tuxedo cat o' me feline cr'w.
Me cr'w dar (junior)Decrepit Jean Cutler, (lucky)Snifflin' Laura Straw and (sir stripes Mcat) No-Eyes Ron.
Me am a master o' cuddles and I lo'e t' snuggle with my other three siblin's, aye.
My fa'orite food is 9 li'es soft chicken cause mom feeds us green foods daily and the treats b' so yummy.
Hidin' under the co'ers is one o' my intarsts.
Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!
Mom says when I talk Me sounds just like a newb'rn babe.
Me like t' follow mom bean around and see what she is up t' makin' sure t' get all my lo'n.
Ahoy, me like t' play wild kin'dom with my cat mom and sister.
We run aro'nd the house fu'l speed ah'd, Arrr.
Ye can find me most o' the time durin' the eve curled up t' moms leg.
She s'ys Me keep her feet warm, Aye.
A whol' of Cheers t' Maggy, Zoey and The Zoolatry Human Ann, ye pro'ided me mom with my pirate ph'to. That was ve'y kind.
We think it is the neatest thin', Arrr.
I look lik' a true pirate, me think its in me blood.
Aye, me parrot concurs.
Arrr, off t' check ou' pirate ships of d'em cat o'nine tails w/ meowers from missouri and the (Me maiden sis (Lucky) wishes t' board) Black Furrball via Purrageous Pirates cause she be a fuzz butt.